I would love to start this with some grand story about my intrepid escapades this summer. Perhaps the thrill of cruising on an airboat through the wetlands and weeds of the Florida swamps in search of gators in weather so hot, I was never completely dry. Yeah, I did that. It was fun. And yes, there were more alligators than I could count.
Or, learning that 50 means I'm not so good with the upsidedown, twisty roller coasters anymore. Ask the ride operators at Universal Studios, they can explain. But, if you were there, stuck in line on the Harry Potter flying experience and they announced over the loud speaker that the ride was "temporarily out of service" - well, it's probably my fault. Sorry about that.
Or, I could tell you about the day I received a text message from Casey Anthony asking to hide out with me on vacation. I almost had my phone shut down before realizing that it was a BAD joke from a friend who NEVER, EVER texts but knew I was in Florida. Ha! Funny stuff Steph.
There is still some summer left, so what do I do now? I'm taking suggestions. Anyone?